microwave woman


also known as c-cktease. a woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn’t give the p-ssy. named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn’t cook.
prima: yesterday, jill made out with me, but she didn’t allowed me to jam it in.

secunda: what a c-cktease! she’s such a microwave woman.

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