mid-adolescence crisis


mid-adolescence crisis (noun) : a sudden urge around the age of 15 to relive your childhood. mild cases consist of desiring to watch all cl-ssic movies from your childhood, while moderate cases include tv shows and rereading cl-ssic books. severe cases include large purchases of cl-ssic stuffed animals, t-shirts, and various other memorabilia. other symptoms include constantly moaning “the stuff you watch is cr-p!”
to younger generations, scolding children when they don’t recognize a certain tv show, or quoting along to above mentioned movies/tv shows.
josh: i just really want to watch all the cl-ssic disney movies!
alexandria: i bought a whole bunch of winnie the pooh merch!
tanya: i watched all the cl-ssic 90s nickelodeon cartoons last night!
darren: you are all clearly experiencing a group mid-adolescence crisis.

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