Mid Goggles
the phenomenon that occurs to male midshipmen at the united states naval academy, where in extended stay on said premises, causes a dramatic decrease in one’s standards of women. this often results in very marketable males, “hooking up” with ugly females.
synonyms: desperation, vag drought, sausage over-exposure
” dude why did w.t.door hook up with that ugly fat chick?”
” he’s been here so long his mid goggles have gotten real bad.”
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