Mid Life Penis


when you’re afraid your d-ck will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. holding a guitar in your hand helps in the process as well as hanging out with very drunken barflys hags.
bobby is going through mid life p-n-s. he just took home another c-cksucking drunk chick. i heard she puked on his d-ck.

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