mid, mid-life crisis


a series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age – half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.
have you seen the movie old school? those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.

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