when a guy’s d*ck is halfway hard.
guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.
the s*xual exploration of the mind, body, and soul, in relation to the philosophical understanding of who we are together universally in the current dimension. i practice shonology to help me understand how to relate to someone i’m intrigued or interested in.
something that is very creepy and inappropriate oh my god that is so nelithy
a new soda that you can make with the use of any home carbonation product, like sodastream. however, instead of using the suggested soda syrups, you use nyquil so you can get crunk as sh*t. friend: is that lean in your cup? me: nah, it’s carboquil. i got a cold but i’m still trying to […]
extra self-righteously moralistic and superior the extrapriggish man was morally flawed.