Midas Touch
the accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones -n-s after dumping.
my finger went through the bog-roll and i got the midas touch.
when a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
“dude, you hooked up with the boss’ wife?” “yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!”
painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. nail polish or glitter can be subst-tuted, but is frowned upon.
i used to know this chick that would give out the midas touch under the bleachers. only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
a person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
i gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
having a day when things go wrong… everything you touch turn into a m-ffler
“i have the midas touch, everything i touch turns into a m-ffler
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