Middle Child Disease


attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends

-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors

(this situation isn’t for all middle kids.)
person 1: omg i hate that girl! i can’t stand her!
person 2: sweetie, don’t blame her! she has middle child disease.
person 1: poor girl.

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