Middle key
an event that isn’t blurted to the world, but isn’t exclusive, either, and isn’t super crazy but also isn’t mild.
“were you invited to olivia’s party?” “nah man, i hadn’t heard about it. would it be cool if i stopped by” “yeah man, it’s middle key, just don’t run around blurting about it to the world. it should be pretty normal, nothing insane there, but there will definitely be fun”; that party tomorrow is going to be middle key, there will be a good amount of people but not everyone knows about it, if you know about it, you’re going.
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