middler
someone who does not use proper urinal ettiquette when there is more than 2 stalls, he’s the guy who goes between and uses the middle urinal causing an uncomfortableness.
when hawkins went to the bathroom he decided against proper ettiquette and decided he’d become a middler.
one who prefers to fold his p-n-s in half during intercourse in order to get the job done.
after jimmy drank a half liter of jack, he became a real middler when trying to do his wife.
when you’re smoking bud and sitting in a line, someone who sits in the middle, in order to hit it more than any of the others
like bogarting
stop being a middler
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