midge mong
1. the perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately -ssociate with.
2. the perfect term used to get someone’s attention when they are ignoring you.
1. “hey. let me cruise your poker party this weekend.”
“no one wants you there, midge mong.”
2. “hey. hey! hey!!! midge mong!!!!”
“what do you want nig nog?”
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