midget monkey
a tiny c-nt. n-z-. cant get pull for love nor money. nancy boy. girls best mate. black man features. tiny n-b . fancys the f-ck out of gobble. smells like sh-t. scaveneger. ugly. little dwarf arms. sh-t clothes. cant handle guiness. fancy a sh-g????. will f-ck gobble. cries. ruins films. r-t-rd. looks like a monkey. scottish. cant remember the last time he got any. gay curly hair. says hurtful things to warwick w-nkers. racist. otc b-mmer.loves the army boys. mummys boy. smelly breath. skinny ripped. will f-ck maxine in this life or the next
“that tiny smelly kid over there trying to mount that penguin is a midget monkey”
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