midget sailing


the s-xual act that involves a small person.

if a man inserts his fully-stiffed p-n-s into small person’s -n-s/v-g-n-, he can start to rotate the small person around his p-n-s, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel – giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
man and his wife fighting: “you b-tch, if you were a midget, i’d slap your ugly face so hard, i would be midget sailing till next tuesday!”

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