midnight balloon
a midnight balloon is when you insert the scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s inside of a females mouth at approximately midnight simultaneously cutting circulation off from the b-lls at the base of the p-n-s with both hands or any given clamping device to make them swell inside the females mouth once the b-lls have completely swoll to copacity in one motion violently jerk the b-lls from the females mouth causing a loud audible pop.
wife: hey b-tch what did you do with my husband last night.
misstress: huh?
wife: b-tch! you can’t hear me?!
mistress: i can’t hear sh-t!
wife: why you crazy b-tch?!
mistress: you husband gave me a midnight balloon and the pop f-cked my ears up call me back in like six hours.
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