Midnight Crisis


when it’s midnight and you realise you should start hauling -ss to finish your homework
had a 12 page paper due tomorrow but ended up texting bae all night. i then faced a midnight crisis when i looked at my grades
a midnight crisis is a crisis in which an individual realizes that they are not what they want to be. in accordance with this crisis the person, in many cases, may change their life drastically.
friend 1: hey did you get that weird text from andrew?

friend 2: yeah don’t worry about it he was having a midnight crisis.

friend 1: oh! that’s why he’s changed.
a situation where someone in their 40’s goes on a rampage of nightclubbing and partying to make up for time lost in their 20’s and 30’s when they concentrated on their career.
joe is going out again – talk about a midnight crisis

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