Midnight Dazzler
when you wake your girlfriend up at exactly midnight by tickling her b-tthole with a feather. when she wakes up shocked, you jerk off on her face and throw glitter at her simultaneously. once she is covered in j-zz and glitter, you break out your jazz hands and yell surprise!
tonight i’m gonna give lisa the midnight dazzler!
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