Midnight Ramblers


1) the midnight ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the welles brown room at the university of rochester.

2) a flock of s-xy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. the singular form, the rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and l-stful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.

synonyms: singing gods, s-x beasts, instagasm
person sitting in starbucks: omg is that the midnight ramblers i hear?

other person sitting in starbucks: it can’t be, there’s one sitting over there… omg are they walking this way?!

person sitting in starbucks: sh-t! you know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?

other person sitting in starbucks: no, what?!

innocent bystander within 6.7 feet: -faints-

other person sitting in starbucks: oh h-ll!
having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.
i tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he’s a midnight rambler.

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