Midnight Randyvous
the act of meeting for s-x at a time best chosen for its deliberate inconvenience for any other activities, thus getting round and avoiding the usual boredom, expense and interrogative sh-t of a “date”..
my therapist told me my low levels of respect for women probably stemmed from my habit of only ever agreeing to meet them for a midnight randyvous, after spending several hours priming them for action via msn and other forms of internet self-abuse
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