Midnight Shit
the act of shutting off the lights in a bathroom while someone is in the act of sh-tting in a stall. usually performed at public restrooms. the poor person will have trouble wiping him/herself.
hey everyone, jim is in the bathroom taking a midnight sh-t. man that sucks to be him.
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