Midnight Swap


1. when your hoe aint your hoe no mo, because you realize that the the clock has h-t midnight and it’s time to swap hoes

2. after you break one off in your hoe, you p-ss your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds

3. also known as v-g-n-l speed dating. every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight
while charles was in the bathroom, paul pulled a midnight swap by dumping a huge load in charles’ hoe. not realizing what just happened charles’ got very excited and went down on the dripping wet dirty taint.

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