midnight tragedy
this is used to describe what happens when a man tries to have s-x with a woman in the middle of the night and accidentally misses his intentional target and instead ends up trying to get in the outdoor.
note on usage: the “accidentalness” of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.
bill: “wow, you were pretty hammered when you left the bar last night. how’d the evening turn out?”
jack: “so so. i had a midnight tragedy with sarah when i got home. she wasn’t happy.”
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