Midriff Crisis
any middle aged women who dresses inappropriately and/or sports a belly ring. she may also have a relatively new tramp stamp which can be seen because she dresses like she’s twenty-something instead of 40 (or over). she is almost always a divorcee and thinks of herself as a cougar.
barb: “i was at the mall yesterday and saw karen shopping at urban outfitters. what the h-ll is she thinking?”
jessica: “no big surprise. she got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. maybe we should stage a midriff crisis intervention.”
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