midshipmen
the most amazingly in shape, smart, hot, brave group of men and woman
ten reasons to love a midshipmen
10. white goes with everything
9. gifts from exotic places
8. they never get lost
7. a man who knows how to iron
6. loves your cooking
5. big boys with big guns never miss
4. love letters in the mail
3. hard bodies, soft kisses
2. uniform…uniform…uniform
1. proud and strong, all night long
i love midshipmen.
midshipmen look so hot in uniform
people that attend the naval academy. usually they are dorky guys with insane gpas and cl-ss ranks, but underneath the geeky facade they have the drive, determination, and motivation to buff themselves up in order to protect our country and those they love.
civilian guy: i hate midshipmen! they’re dorks that take away all the girls.
the act of taking a dump in a urinal.
i really had to blast one out, but all of the stalls were occupied, so i had to drop a midshipman.
socially awkward (typically) boys who didn’t get the time of day in highschool and are transformed into “men” who think they are gods gift to women. become womanizers who really just want a girl to kiss their -ss and be his mommy. they love to complain how much they hate the academy but they are getting paid!!!
whoever said the 10 reasons why they are awesome clearly has not experienced the truth
non local (think- dc) female: “ooooh midshipmen. they are so cute in their uniform”
local female: “nothing but a ring knocker”
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