midshit
verb-(mid-sh-ting)cr-ping-flushing,wipeing,farting,flood,overflow
tom said -hey why do you look so mad ?
jim replies-this morning i was on cr-pper takeing a dump and had to stop in midsh-t and flush cause my toilet cant handle all my sh-t at one time.
a d-ckriding vertically-challanged stalker who roams the depths of western cranston, leeching information from his elders and contridicting himself.
midsh-t: hey splashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lare: d-mn, that kid is such a midsh-t.
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