Mife
a man-wife, common in rural ireland and scotland, also india, although most of india is rural anyway.
dude, check out that beard, i ‘aint ever seen a mife like that before!
male wife. often in a relationship when the male counterpart -ssumes the role of a caring wife providing love, support and nurturing to the family and fubby. used by both h-m-s-xual and heteros-xual relationship.
he is my mife. i want you to be my mife.
(mom + wife = mife)
when your wife treats you like shes your mom.
husband ~ hey baby can i have a sandwhich please
wife ~ get up and get it yourself
husband ~ well god d-mnit arnt you a mife get it yourself ??? what was i thinking marrying you your just like my mom lazy b-tch
thats a mife you want a wife not a mife
the feeling when you catch girlfriend in bed with a farmyard animal and she doesnt stop when she notices you.
jack was in a mife
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