Miftaf


it’s like your friends mom is a milf, but she is not that hot. so you would f-ck her just to annoy your friend. -mother i’d f-ck to annoy my friend-

variation: mif (mother i’d f-ck), a mother who is not that hot, but you’d f-ck anyway.
you: (insert friend’s name)’s mother is not really a milf, she’s more like a miftaf

friend: what do you mean?

you: she isn’t that hot but i’d just f-ck her to annoy (insert friend’s name)

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