mike and dyke


opposite of f-g hag

a ‘straight’ man who spends his time or enjoys a lot of his time with lesbian women; a take off of the multi-colored fruit-like candy named, mike and ike ©

unofficially coined by comedian wyatt cenac
i cant believe that you were hanging out with all of your lesbian friends last night. you are a total mike and dyk-.

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