Mike Ayley
the b-ssist of one of the sickest canadian bands of all time: marianas trench.
you can generally tell if its him because his hair is spiked into a long -ss mohawk and he occ-ssionaly looks like a peac-ck.
he is amazing in the fact that he wears converse (enough said) and is absolutely one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. and if the celebrity status video is anything to go by, he likes to cross dress even though he’s married.
example one
victoria: holy sh-t did you see mike ayley in the celebrity status video?
monika: oh f-ck yes, rememeber the m-ssey hall concert?
victoria: oh fer sure :d
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example two (a real life tweet)
me and @——–are making an urbandictionary def for mike of @mtrench cause he doesn’t have one wtf?
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