Mike D.

michael diamond of the beastie boys, hip-hop pioneers.
mike d. with the master plan.
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the boy who was raised by wolves.

knows ninja sh-t.

boss in southern california that hooked up four bros.
‘dude, check out that guy hookin’ up those four bros!’

‘i know, he’s totally a mike d!’
getting -ssigned bs ch-r-s and -ssignments from your boss that he or she easily could’ve done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was “mike”.
“man, i just got miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. this is bs!!” “can you go get me that tps report i just printed. thanks.” (that was a rhetorical question)
the act of stuttering in public, due to inexperience with a microphone.
while talking to the audience john mike’d up.
some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can’t help but laugh at the joke and especially them.
“man you totally miked that joke f-ggot”
someone that consumes a large quant-ty of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
anton got miked after a few big daddys at hooters.
a local celebrity from wellington, new zealand. he has received a lot of media attention for his notorios antics in and around wellington bars including several altercations with bouncers in the first few months of 2011.

he has been known to rob bars of their alcohol and women.

word is that no bouncer has ever managed to successfully apprehend him after any of the aforementioned incidents.

he can be so elusive that catching him has been likened to trying to catch a southland moose.
did you see mike. d jump in that window, steal that 40 ounce, pash up those girlies then disappear?