mike myers

an extremely funny, canadian (oh yeah!!) actor, who started out on snl, and later went on to making hilarious movies, such as the “austin powers” series, the “shrek” series (my favourite!!!), “axe murderer”, “the cat in the hat”…etc.
let us all stare open-jawed at the wonders of mike myers!!!

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i’ve actually seen 4 different guys:

1. the best one being the reknown canadian actor who played wayne in wayne’s world, was on snl and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest guy on the face of the earth

2. guy from haloween who killed all the people, also known as michael myers

3. lefty “specialist” who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to big papi david ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees

4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training cl-ss in high school; this guy would give hard drive a bl-wj-b if you asked him to, also likes to be called michael myers
1. mike myers is the funniest dude on the face of the earth

2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652 people this weekend with a machete

3. mike myers is a sh-t pitcher

4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
a funny, and especially, talented guy.
david: hey mike
mike myers: h-llo
david: hahahahahahahahahaha!!
an actor who used to be funny but is now just plain annoying. i knew it was a mistake to make more than one “shrek” film.
then: hahaha! this guy is hilarious!
now: what a sh-t movie. i can’t believe mike myers is in it.
extremely lame “actor” whose acting skill consists of doing the same character with different clothes over and over again. watch “wayne’s world”, “austin powers”, the “axe murderer” one, and any of his snl sketches. he does and says almost the exact same things but changes his clothes and tries to alter his accent.
lets sign a pet-tion “ban mike myers from ever standing in front of a camera”