Mike Oldfield
michael gordon oldfield (born 15 may 1953 in reading, berkshire) is an english multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, working a style that blends progressive rock, folk, ethnic or world music, cl-ssical music, electronic music, new age and more recently dance. his music is often elaborate and complex in nature. he is best known for his h-t 1973 alb-m tubular bells which broke new ground as an instrumental concept alb-m and launched virgin records.
tubular bells became oldfield’s most famous work. the instrumental composition was recorded in 1972 and launched on 25 may 1971. the alb-m was ground-breaking, as oldfield played more than twenty different instruments, often recording them one at a time, and layering the recordings to create the finished work. many of his alb-ms feature this technique. tubular bells received attention mainly by appearing in the soundtrack of the movie, “the exorcist.”
self-deluded teen: what the h-ll are you playing? is that even music?
teen with good taste in music: that’s mike oldfield’s tubular bells. before you even start an argument concerning music, please think of the cr-p that you listen to, which isn’t even music. shut up, or do something productive, like getting hit by a bus, okay?
self-deluded teen: -bursts into tears-
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