Mike Stephens


a r-t-rd that has gone beyond the definition of r-t-rd. you will also find that they aren’t very good at hockey.
person 1: omg that guy sucks at hockey
person 2: i know he’s a mike stephens
person 1: that would explain why his r-t-rded girlfriend is here

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