Mike With The Hat


1.) any -n-l arching, lying, fat–ss, r-t-rded, douchebag male from texas who resides in hudson hall at the culinary inst-tute of america and wears plaid shorts and a hat on a daily basis that happens to be named mike.

2.) any man from texas who will claim false responsibility for liquor/keg purchases at a party to seem cooler because he knows that everybody hates him. also must fit the criteria-suffix “who resides in hudson hall at the culinary inst-tute of america and wears plaid shorts and a hat on a daily basis that happens to be named mike.

3.) a lying b-st-rd that claims he is in possession of $300 in wal-mart gift cards and will buy you a dvd for a trip to the store and turns out to only have $35 on the cards when he has $50 worth of sh-t on the counter. he will then proceed to ask you to spot the rest and never pay you back afterward. must also fit the criteria-suffix “who resides in hudson hall at the culinary inst-tute of america and wears plaid shorts and a hat on a daily basis that happens to be named mike.”

4.) a general, all-around hated, lying piece of ugly monkey sh-t with a hat.

also known as creep with the hat, sc-m of the earth with the hat, creep with the creep, mike without the hat, creepy mike with the hat, that f-cking c-nt with the hat, and -sshole/
“i f-cking hate mike with the hat, i want to chloroform him, remove his kidneys, and beat off in his oatmeal.”

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