mike xiao means a big d-ck in your mouth ”i had a mike xiao last night
i got a mike xiao last night.
- sh*tting out
when one goes out of their apartment to take a dump in a public restroom to prevent toilet paper usage in their own apartment to save toilet paper, and in turn, money. the opposite of eating out. boy let me tell you, i’ve been sh-tting out at my college’s bathrooms and it has really paid […]
when you have no idea what’s going on so you just laugh awkwardly guy 1: dude i had no idea what she was saying so i just laughed guy 2: man u just did a #diarmuiding
new synonym for dope. basically this person is very cool but in a subtle way… it’s a highest compliment you can give someone. it’s like inborn coolness that’s sanzgiri af he seems quiet at first but he’s actually pretty sanzgiri as you know him oooh sanzgiri boy!
- pulled a fat
when one claims to be arriving at a location in a short amount of time but either shows up 10 hours later or not at all without giving you a heads up. bro 1:- yo, this dude pulled a fat. he said he’d be on in 30mins but it’s been 8 hours bro 2:- blame […]
- flunk mail
positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc 1. did you receive your fortnightly flunk mail? 2. yes. it was terrible, but i have lost my registered […]