Milanese
n. 1. italians of families long known to reside in milan, italy. characterized by their fair skin and brownish hair.
2. a resident of milan, italy. characterized by their slumped shoulders, dead eyes, frantic pace, and stubborn insistence that milan is a great place to live.
“i was waiting at loreto for the metro when a milanese b-st-rd d-mn near shoved me onto the tracks in his hurry to get by. luckily, a pile of dogsh-t and broken syringes broke my fall. why is this place considered a fashion capitol again?”
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