Milani


milani is a beautiful and wonderful girl. people are always jealous of her and so they try to bring her down by telling lies. you’re lucky if she is your friend.
that girl is such a milani!
1. a male that identifies as a bis-xual, but is clearly a h-m-s-xual.
2. derived from a blue nail polish worn by gay males that prefer to wear tight pants and engage in s-xual intercourse with unattractive asian girls and promiscuous black men.
3. a gay male.
“did you see that milani that works down at the unicorn alley? he makes mad williams.”

“dude, my boyfriend is totally hot but he won’t have s-x with me. you think he’s a milani?”

“milaaaaani???”
someone who steals young undeveloped girls underwear
‘omg you milanied that girl’

you f-cking milani!’

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