MILDRED

means gentle strength. referring to the powerful, yet gentle, magnetism this girl possesses. far beyond her looks, something about her eyes, about her soul, draws you in like the ocean tide. mildreds are kind and have a great sense of humor. they are smart and driven, pretty and witty, s-ssy yet cl-ssy. shes an amazing friend to all, and her smile will warm your heart. ever happy and contagiously so, she always makes you laugh. mildred is pretty great, shes some sort of wonderful, and nothing short of awesome. the kind of woman you feel lucky to be around, for 24hrs or for a year. the type of girl you would beg and steal and borrow for. if you are fortunate enough to meet a mildred, dont be a tool. give her your best, even if you look like a fool. treat her with love, respect and devotion. sweet talk but dont intimidate her (rhcp). soon she’ll have you getting excited at the mere thought of her name (!!!). you’ll be embracing her and spinning her ’round and ’round. not caring if the freaks on hollywood blvd are staring, or if some d-ckhead bouncer tells you to put her down. because when she kissed your face, you felt that sh-t in your soul, and that time she took you to the beach eclipsed every time before. because no matter who is opposed to it, getting to know her will be one of the most wonder-filled experiences of your life and, somehow, in your heart you know she is one of the greatest women you will ever meet.
1.

“who is that?!”
“oh, that there is mildred(!!!)”

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“the girl who works returns is really sweet!”
“yeah, shes gotta be a mildred”
mom i’d like to do repeatedly every day. this term was coined before the august 08 refresh meeting in miami, florida when two expert web technologists spotted a hot mom with her young child.
abe: “do you think they’re gonna talk about web 2.0 tonight?”

todd: “whoah! check out that mildred! uh, yeah, and probably social networking too.”

abe: “mildred is perfect! milf just does not fully describe her! i hate mysp-ce”
the most gorgeous girl in the world! you can say the girl of ur dreams. she is sweet, patient and very caring and will never let you down. 🙂 she’s s-xy, funny too, talkative and has the prettiest eyes. she’s a keeper and a hottie.
that’s my mildred 😉
slang for a girl’s period, or “that time of the month.”
“does mildred visit you?”
“mildred is visiting!”