Milea
milea is a beautiful, strong, caring, confident, talented, funny, easy to get a long with person. she is one who will show you love when you need it the most. she is a best friend. she is also a beautiful mother.
ohmygoodness…your so milea!
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the act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. see also v-g-n-l complacency joe’s poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback bullets jersey not 5 minutes […]
- poopadox
the paradox of women wanting to get help with a problem that they’re ashamed of: p–ping. it is a woman’s job to be ashamed of number two, unfortunately, so this term was coined by sarah haskins in her gender stereotyping comedy series “target women”. sally: i have diarrhea but i’m too embarr-ssed to tell my […]
- Curry smudge
when you eat a curry and have a cr-p the next day you wipe your -ss and the poo smudges all around -n-s i ate a chicken vindaloo last night and when i had a poo this morning i wiped my -ss and had curry smudge.
- Bushrod
when a guy has hair from the base of his d-ck all the way to the tip. girl: do you have a bushrod? guy: yeah why?
- dirty diaz
during -n-l s-x the man uses hot sauce as lubricant, then -j-c-l-t-s into he woman’s -ss, then the woman sh-ts into a burrito and eats it…mmmmmmm whenever things get boring in bed, my personal favorite is the dirty diaz. when someone is so black out drunk they are not aware of their doings and in […]