Mileage
the term used to describe how much value (i.e. “bang for your buck”) you will get out of a vip dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.
a typical “low mileage” dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)
a dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer’s -ss and br–sts.
a dance where you’re getting great mileage will include t-tty sucking, kissing, petting and digital v-g-n-l penetration.
in some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, f-ll-t– or full-on s-x would be considered exceptional mileage. this, of course, could also be considered prost-tution.
tom: what kind of mileage will i get if i go back for a dance with that black chick?
d-ck: who, mercedez? she’ll let you finger her.
the term to describe wear and tear on women who have either had alot of s-x, or the amount of kids she gave birth to.
devin was dating katie. however, due to the mileage that she had on her with 6 kids, and a well known hoodrat she was, he decided to break it off with her completely.
somewhere very, very far away
the ghetto is mileage from here
time
dublin slang
whats de mileage?
a long distance that needs to be traveled
“is it much further away?”
“yeah amn its f-ckin milage!!”
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