Miles

the ultimate f-ggot who gobbles d-ck like a starved rottweiler and consumes c-ck up the -ss like no other. his gayness is unprecedented among the souls of the world and smells like dead v-g-n-.
miles has a old wrinkly p-n-s that smells like cottage cheese.
miles is a s-xy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. although miles may be timid at first, his genuine and comp-ssionate charm shine through above all things. he is also a really chill guy who seems to be able to put a smile on anyone’s face, often without effort. he can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. his understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. he is the epitome of a true man.
guy 1: “hey who’s that guy?”

guy 2: “oh that’s miles, he’s one of the chillest people you’ll ever meet.”

girl 1: “not only that but i think he’s pretty good looking too!”
miles is is the most amazing guy ever he’s charming, s-xy, sweet, funny he’s not a player once he’s set on a girl he will protect and adore her. he will always fight for what’s right. he has real sense of humour. he’s also very intelligent and create if you know miles you are truly special.
person 1 hey who’s that guy?
person 2 that’s miles he’s fit.
coming from the latin “miles,” meaning soldier
variations include: milo, milos, milan, myles, & mylo
miles is a name fit for somebody that is always going to try to stay true to themselves. somebody with personal integrity and potential for greatness, even if they can’t see it themselves.
“miles is my favorite person.”
ancient unit of length, originally invented by the romans who defined it as 1000 paces of a roman legion. the word mile is latin for 1000. now mostly replaced in usaged around the world by the kilometre. the roman mile was approx 1.48 km in length, the modern mile is 1.609344 km in length. still used on british roads and most us roads for distances and for speed limits in miles per hour. most countries have long since abandoned this archaic measurement. still used in vernacular speech for exaggeration.
that last attempt was miles better.
1 mile is about 1600 metres.
a hairy orphan with plastic teeth
hey, did you see that dirty kid over there? he looked like such a miles.
a special secret drink that only two people know the definition of. it’s sorta like a hot chocolate… but not really so screw you hehe
mmmmmmm… this is a tasty mile!

or

can i have a sip of your mile, please
related to the word minute. meaning a really long time.
wow! i haven\’t heard that word in a mile.