MILF-E


mom i’d like to f-ck everyday.

a woman so gorgeous that the ‘hit it and quit it” mentality just isn’t reasonable. used mostly by love-struck males in the 18-25 range who have become enamored with an older woman.
guy one: dude, that woman is such a milf.
guy two: nah man, she’s a milf-e.
g1: huh?
g2: mom i’d like to f-ck everyday. she’s a keeper- i’d treat her like a princess, always making p-ssionate love to her, like a beautiful woman deserves.
g1: grow a d-ck, man.
g2: oh, i have one. and it’d be all hers, forever…

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