MILF Pick
the very last pick in little league baseball draft. usually plays right field and would never be chosen by any coach who has not observed that his mom is a milf. only redeeming quality: his mom will do anything to keep him from doing pine time (sitting the bench).
coach 1- gadz- that fielder of yours couldn’t catch a cold…much less a pop up or a line drive. he must have some hidden talent.
coach 2- yeah- his mommy is the hottest mom on the team! he’s my milf pick!
coach 1- what will she trade to have lil’ johnny play short stop today?
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