milf shopping
v. an activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as target or macy’s where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of milf’s for their viewing pleasure.
when p-ssing a “potential milf” in a given store, code words of “yay” or “nay” are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the -ss of said milf.
“yo eric, i’m bored as sh-t over here, let’s go hit up target and do some milf shopping”
“yeah man, me and my boy will were kickin’ it on sat-rday night, just rollin’ around and doing some milf shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. that sh-t was crazy, yo”
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