MILFF
mother i’d like to f-ck forever. do we need to keep reading? like, amazing. the best you ever had. you will never, let me say it again, never, forget her. and that’s a good thing. jerry maguire sh-t. want her? oh yes you do. you actually need her, you just don’t know it yet. you will come in like 2 seconds flat. got her? i hope so. keep her. don’t ever let go. period. end of definition. now, go find one!
that milff blew my mind. over and over and over again.
mother i’d like to friend on facebook. used when describing an attractive older woman who you’re not quite ready to have an intimate relationship with.
“have you seen johnny’s mom?”
“dude! she’s a milff!”
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