MILFO
mother i’d like to fart on
i went to bob’s house and his mom made us chili for dinner. i had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until i just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a milfo.
mother i would like to f-ck “off” : opposite meaning to milf , an effective way to point out an ugly old minga
f-ck me look at this milfo………………jog on sweetheart !!!!!
a mother i’d like to fart on
johns mum really p-ssed me off so i called her a milfo
not to be confused with milf, milfo means mother i’d like to f-ck off
my girlfriends mother keeps sticking her oar in, she’s a total milfo
Read Also:
- stiltskin
when part or all of a wooden match has burned away, this is what remains. due to its brittle and disappointing nature, the word can be used as a metaphor for uselessness and surprised disappointment. “there’s nothing left in this matchbox but a bunch of stiltskins!” “his legs looked like two stiltskins…” “the ipad is […]
- stimulus check
to check if the other person is in the mood for romance, or if you just got a mixed signal. i thought my wife’s hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. i had to do a stimulus check just to be sure
- Your reality is not my reality
my life experiences have shaped my opinion and my outlook on life. your life experiences have really screwed with your head. your reality is not my reality” can be subsituted for any of the following phrases: “what the h-ll are you thinking?” -or- “you and i do not see eye-to-eye” -or- “it’s not my fault […]
- peeking cucumber
a male pubic hair style when one shave the p-b-s from on top of the shaft, but leve the scr-t-m as is, giving the genitals a “mountain man” look lauren told me she enjoyed seeing andrews peeking cuc-mber
- PEENOOSE
a disfigured or non-functioning p-n-s. bill was diagnosed with a peenoose 1. the act of throttling yourself with a noose whilst urinating. it gives an extra sensation to the act of relieving your bladder of your urinary juices. 2. the username of someone whose last name was kooze. haha. kooze. 3. freezing a ring of […]