milfotaur


a milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypers-xuality. a milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. however a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.
a bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example of a milfotaur.

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