milftarded
a milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a t-shirt she’s wearing, but forgets to change the “i” for a “y” and essentially states that she’d like to f-ck herself.
can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn’t and you probably wouldn’t.
that mother of five is so milftarded – it takes more than a t-shirt to be hot!
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