Milfy Crush


the situation that develops when hot_milfy_mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a h-rny hottie (hereafter referred to as hh), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of milfy cream. often causes hot_milfy_mom to troll hh’s chatroom or facebook page.
“hot_milfy_mom keeps showing up in my room asking me to ‘show armpit hh.’ last night she was there for over an hour.”

“dude, she totally has a milfy crush on you.”

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