Militant Shopper


a person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.
overheard on the train:

guy: i only ever buy ‘australian’ oranges and always check cookies packaging.

girl: wow, i’m never that careful, there are so many traps.

guy: yeah, i’m a “militant shopper” like that.

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