Military Police
the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no cr-p.
i was worried those p-ssy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.
party ruiners of the military. also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. they like to trick themselves into thinking they’re infantry, but really they’re just back-up in case the base gets attacked.
sh-t, we weren’t doing anything, the military police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.
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